Goleador a écrit:

Et celle-ci, que j'aime bien, vous la typeriez comment ? : "Le génie est fait d’un pour cent d’inspiration et de quatre-vingt-dix-neuf pour cent de transpiration."

Quelqu'un qui a compris la vie en tout cas (ça a un type ?)

Tu devrais lire des bouquins de Donald Trump (notamment...)

MP-moi si ça t'intéresse.

SmoothJohn a écrit:

Goleador a écrit:

Et celle-ci, que j'aime bien, vous la typeriez comment ? : "Le génie est fait d’un pour cent d’inspiration et de quatre-vingt-dix-neuf pour cent de transpiration."

Quelqu'un qui a compris la vie en tout cas (ça a un type ?)

Tu devrais lire des bouquins de Donald Trump (notamment...)

MP-moi si ça t'intéresse.

Je t'ai envoyé le MP

Et sinon j'aime bien ton avatar, très symbolique

Goleador a écrit:

Et sinon j'aime bien ton avatar, très symbolique

Ha! Ca.

C'était pas voulu... c'était en début de soirée en juillet, je me suis garé à la va-vite comme le parking était vide. Le temps de rejoindre mon bureau au 3ème, la vue m'a plu...



Tiens, encore une citation pour toi : (je m'identifie d'ailleurs )

Arnold Schwarzenegger a écrit:

Durant mon enfance, j'ai subi ce que l'on appellerait maintenant des sévices à enfants. Mes cheveux étaient tirés. J'étais frappé avec des ceintures. Comme le gamin d'à côté. C'était comme ça. Beaucoup d'enfants étaient cassés ainsi par leurs parents, c'était dans la mentalité germano-autrichienne. Ils ne voulaient pas créer des individus. Tout n'était qu'une question de conformisme. J'étais de ceux qui ne voulaient pas se conformer, et dont la volonté ne pouvait pas être cassée. Je devins un rebelle. Chaque fois que j'étais frappé et qu'on me disait : "tu ne peux pas faire ça", je me disais : "ça ne va pas durer longtemps ainsi parce que je vais partir d'ici. Je veux être riche. Je veux être quelqu'un."

“Maybe there's something you're afraid to say, or someone you're afraid to love, or somewhere you're afraid to go. It's gonna hurt. It's gonna hurt because it matters.”

"Life isn't about finding yourself, life is about creating yourself."

Je suis l'homme de la citation... Heu je veux dire de la situation !
(On applaudis... On applaudis pas.... On me lance des tomates ?)

SmoothJohn a écrit:

Arnold Schwarzenegger a écrit:

Durant mon enfance, j'ai subi ce que l'on appellerait maintenant des sévices à enfants. Mes cheveux étaient tirés. J'étais frappé avec des ceintures. Comme le gamin d'à côté. C'était comme ça. Beaucoup d'enfants étaient cassés ainsi par leurs parents, c'était dans la mentalité germano-autrichienne. Ils ne voulaient pas créer des individus. Tout n'était qu'une question de conformisme. J'étais de ceux qui ne voulaient pas se conformer, et dont la volonté ne pouvait pas être cassée. Je devins un rebelle. Chaque fois que j'étais frappé et qu'on me disait : "tu ne peux pas faire ça", je me disais : "ça ne va pas durer longtemps ainsi parce que je vais partir d'ici. Je veux être riche. Je veux être quelqu'un."

Soit un "non-SJ" soit un 3w4, soit les 2.

Green a écrit:

“Maybe there's something you're afraid to say, or someone you're afraid to love, or somewhere you're afraid to go. It's gonna hurt. It's gonna hurt because it matters.”

"Life isn't about finding yourself, life is about creating yourself."

1ère : 5w6 ou/et N
2nd : Hum... Je donne ma langue au chat

“Qui veut noyer son chien l'accuse de la rage.”

Guinea Pig a écrit:

“Qui veut noyer son chien l'accuse de la rage.”

TUER - 0wo

Non, je dirai 3w2... Non suis méchant avec les 3 c'est pas bien... Je donne ma langue au chat (pourquoi j'aime bien dire ça ?)

Mais je ne sais pas si c'est typable, en MBTI je ne pense pas mais en terme d'enneagramme, peut-être...

Green a écrit:

Je ne tombe pas amoureux, c'est l'amour qui tombe en moi.

Ou comment le N (NP ?) expliquera qu'il est en kiff.

Baby, baby, baby
Won't you get down on your knees
Baby, baby, baby
Won't you get down on your knees
C'mon little darlin'
C'mon and give your love to me, oh yeah

Well, I've been down so Goddamn long
That it looks like up to me
Well, I've been down so very damn long
That it looks like up to me
Yeah, why don't one you people
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon and set me free

Green a écrit:

Baby, baby, baby
Won't you get down on your knees
Baby, baby, baby
Won't you get down on your knees
C'mon little darlin'
C'mon and give your love to me, oh yeah

Well, I've been down so Goddamn long
That it looks like up to me
Well, I've been down so very damn long
That it looks like up to me
Yeah, why don't one you people
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon and set me free

Humm... 4 Sx je dirais !

Allez encore une petite liste de citations que j'aime bien, c'est cadeau et je sais que ça fera plaisir à @Mélos ahahha !   :

"On maudit l'argent mal acquis ; on respecte l'argent bien gagné."
"Si je fais si bien l'amour c'est que je me suis longtemps entraîné tout seul."
"Un incinéré ne peut pas se retourner dans sa tombe."
"Un peuple prêt à sacrifier un peu de liberté pour un peu de sécurité ne mérite ni l'une ni l'autre, et finit par perdre les deux."
"Il y a bien des manières de ne pas réussir, mais la plus sûre est de ne jamais prendre de risques."
"Il vaut mieux se perdre dans sa passion que perdre sa passion."
"La passion est le sexe de l'âme."
"L'année dernière j'étais encore un peu prétentieux. Cette année je suis parfait."

Goleador a écrit:

Humm... 4 Sx je dirais !

Allez encore une petite liste de citations que j'aime bien, c'est cadeau et je sais que ça fera plaisir à @Mélos ahahha !   :

Super  !!

Goleador a écrit:

"On maudit l'argent mal acquis ; on respecte l'argent bien gagné."

Se-Fi / Si-Fe / SF / 6w7 / 7w6 / Bonne conscience 

Goleador a écrit:

"Si je fais si bien l'amour c'est que je me suis longtemps entraîné tout seul."

Ma-Se / Tu-Re / Bé-?? / Branleur (même comme ça on retrouve le Se, comme quoi ...)

Goleador a écrit:

"Un incinéré ne peut pas se retourner dans sa tombe."

Ne-Ti / Ni / Perspicace (ou pas)  

Goleador a écrit:

"Un peuple prêt à sacrifier un peu de liberté pour un peu de sécurité ne mérite ni l'une ni l'autre, et finit par perdre les deux."

Se / SP / Anti-SJ / Anti-6 / Libertaire

Goleador a écrit:

"Il y a bien des manières de ne pas réussir, mais la plus sûre est de ne jamais prendre de risques."

Se-dom / ESP / 3 / Anti-6 

Goleador a écrit:

"Il vaut mieux se perdre dans sa passion que perdre sa passion."

(1 2) 3 (soleil) / 4 / 5 / (6) 7 (8 9) / Passionné

Goleador a écrit:

"La passion est le sexe de l'âme."

Ni-Se / Se-Ni / 3 / 4 / 5 / 7 / Passionné

Goleador a écrit:

"L'année dernière j'étais encore un peu prétentieux. Cette année je suis parfait."

3 / 7 / Arrogant

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Je suis curieux de voir comment vous typeriez ca :

Citation :

I repeatedly told David that the European Union and United States were not yet ready for the final stage of our plan, but he didn’t listen. Because he wanted to rush things through before passing away, we may have jeopardized decades of hard work where the sheep of the West would have voluntarily signed the death warrants of their own family members had we commanded it. I’ve had to cancel many social functions to meet with media owners to develop a modified narrative to save our beloved agenda.

We stumbled upon a useful technique in Germany after World War 2 when we noted how guilty Germans felt about asserting national identity and defending themselves from harm. They gave the keys to the castle over to the Americans, who thanks to their powerful cognitive elite, played an instrumental role in the rise of a digestible multiculturalism that led to the Germans competing amongst themselves to announce who was most welcoming of anything non-German, including people from countries who still practice stonings and beheadings. Once we saw the power that guilt played in allowing our agenda to be adopted, we copy-pasted it throughout the Western world, particularly Scandinavia and the Anglosphere.

Most of your readers already know why we insist on Islamist immigrants, but in case you’ve been stuck under a rock of our design, the biggest threat to our power in a country like Germany is Germans. In America it’s Americans. It’s the natives who may look at each other, recognize themselves, and then begin a government overthrow that threatens my regal lifestyle and those of my friends. By destroying a country’s social fabric, which consists of its nationalistic pride, belief in Christianity, the family unit, and fraternal organizations, we leave a once strong and cohesive people lost, confused, weak, demoralized, sterile, and floating in a plastic consumer wind we created, where the only way they can ease the pain of their psychological suffering and lack of meaningful human bonds is is to seek entertainment, antidepressant drugs, alcohol, and casual sex.

Our offensive front upon the identity of a nation is topped in terms of effectiveness only by feminism, the Hiroshima of cultural bombs that has destroyed the family unit so beyond our wildest dreams that I have a good chuckle about it every now and then. Its success is why David hastily thought we were ready to unleash the Nagasaki immigration bomb to finish off the job before his body gave way.

Our feminist useful idiots on the ground, with their short hair, ugly bodies, and shrieking manner, have been so effective that the German birth rate is now the worst in the entire world! This outcome is better than any eugenics program mankind has ever seen. We have allowed German women (and Swedish, British, American, etc.) to voluntarily sterilize themselves with absurd notions of being strong and independent by laboring dutifully and single-mindedly in our corporations. The scam has so many levels that it’s hard to respect the female sheep for not seeing it:

—By pushing women to work, we increase the supply of labor, decreasing the wage price. This increases our profits. Funny thing is that even though wages are already low, we’re so greedy that we’ll start to offshore the best jobs anyway, forcing women to play a game of corporate musical chairs to stay relevant in the job market while their wages continue to decline in real terms.

—The paltry salaries they do receive comes immediately back to us when they buy our marketed products, GMO foodstuff, technological crap, and mindless entertainment featuring lovable gay—and soon transvestite—characters. Our collective balance sheets don’t suffer a technical loss from the price of their labor, and actually sees a net profit if you account for the credit card debt that women incur to buy our ugly corporate fashions. Sixty dollar yoga pants, anyone?

—Unlike when they work at home, their labor is taxed by governments that we own through crooked politicians who will sell out their people for a mere $15,000 donation. Their income taxes come right back to us in the form of subsidies, tax breaks, and the revolving door where our executives essentially have second homes in government ministries that pay obscene salaries and give huge kickbacks to their former corporate pals.

You have to admit this is genius, especially since there are still women who think feminism is about female empowerment. It is about empowerment—for us! Our research has calculated that a woman begins to be unsatisfied with corporate work after 13 years, but by then she is too withered, barren, and emotionally broken from being pumped and dumped so many times that she will be unsuccessful in finding a mate and reproducing, forcing her to work for the rest of her life. And even if she has kids, she’ll be such a horrible mother that her kids will be sterile degenerates anyway.

Once we took care of the women, the men took barely a pittance of effort to get wrapped around our fingers. Their genetic predisposition already primed them to work like mindless mules, and now that we turned their young, fertile women into feral monsters who destroy their own bodies and souls, all we had to do for the men was hang the olive tree of fun casual sex. Our media guys in Hollywood made the rock star lifestyle the most coveted desire of these mules, and they sucked up the hookup culture, dating apps, drunken sex—you name it. Even the owner of this web site was a useful idiot of ours, spreading the idea of sterile sex even better than Jersey Shore (I secretly bought 10,000 copies of his stupid book Bang so he would continue writing about “banging” or whatever he calls it.) I can’t say I like his more recent ideas, however, since it seems to promote reproduction and stronger family bonds.

As for why we are doing what we’re doing, you have to understand that there are too many people on the Earth, and we’re having trouble controlling all of you. We already have all the wealth we need, so our main goal is to preserve it. Don’t listen to what our politician puppets have to say about “income equality” or egalitarian bullshit—we have no intention of making that a reality. We need to maintain the status quo while gradually limiting the population in a controlled, efficient manner, especially populations of those who can pose problems to our immediate interests: European derived white people.

I’m white in skin tone myself, but the problem with Christian whites is that our models show they are the greatest danger to our power. I’m sure you’ve read the history books we put in your factory high schools about all the revolutions that happen when white people get angry. This is why we have an intense propaganda campaign of “population control is good” and “global warming is bad” to demoralize whites. It functions alongside programs of open-door immigration and feminism to reduce their numbers relative to other groups that accelerate the decline of their social fabric and make them feel guilty for merely living. Ever wonder why you rarely see big white families anymore? It’s so rare that if there is one, we make a reality show out of them and convince everyone how weird, crazy, and backwards they are.

Back to my friend David. Before the preservation of his brain can take place, he wanted to at least see Germany achieve our end game vision. We gave a call to Merkel and threw out a nice round number of Islamists she must accept: 5 million. She agreed—like she had a choice—and the men flowed in instantly, because of course we financed the boat drivers and smugglers in Turkey and Syria. But provincial Eastern Europeans started to raise a stink.

Even though we control all Eastern European media, we have not been able to get their sheep into completely accepting multiculturalism. Progress has been too slow and I think it’s because of some odd strain of nationalism that our comrade Stalin failed to completely stamp out. The nerve of these people, to think that their borders are something sacred and should be defended with the sweat and blood of their people. We’ll test their commitment soon enough, and see how much blood they are willing to sacrifice for our vision of unified world governments that ensure international order and stability.

Polish, Hungarian, and Czech politicians must have been secretly avoiding our testosterone lowering chemicals and foods to gather enough testicular fortitude. They showed other Europeans that accepting millions of brown men will decrease their standard of living and make their streets more dangerous and unwelcoming. Our media channels, even in the USA, a country we’ve already bombed with millions of invaders with hundreds of our strategically placed “refugee centers,” were not able to silence this grassroots resistance or control it. Every wannabe nationalist tried to be a hero and yell about how the “elite” is controlling the West. Unfortunately for us, it was working.

I told David that the West was not yet ready for their own voluntary annihilation. So we had to backtrack. We let Eastern Europe build their stupid fences and quietly reduced our internal immigrant quota numbers.

But let me ask you something: do you think that will stop us? It’s a setback, no doubt, but we’ve had many setbacks in the past century and have overcome them all. We’re going to let things simmer down for a bit and focus more intently on our mind control efforts. We already got Zuckerburg following orders from his CIA backed In-Q-Tel advisers to censor any anti-multicultural chatter and we’re doing the same with Twitter. We need to squelch all independent outlets that give the appearance of resistance and criticism to our plans. This is why we’re in the process of eliminating comment sections in all media sites. If the sheep doesn’t see public criticism, they’ll believe that no disagreement exists.

After we recently put the nail in the coffin of the Western family unit with homosexual marriage (code name “AIDS Marriage”), you’re probably thinking that we’re going to introduce some zany new cause like bestiality, but honestly we don’t need to. Your birth rates are ruined and your most fertile young women are already taking birth control pills at the same time we have them on a schedule of HPV vaccines with delicious long-term side effects. You didn’t hear it from me, but if a woman has been on birth control for over five years, her endocrine system is so ravaged that at least a quarter of them will remain sterile forever. Therefore you’ll probably agree that no more cultural bombs are needed. We can focus instead on cementing our media control even further. Sorry, David, but you won’t see much more action before your third heart gives out.

What we’re actually going to start doing is save some money (as in trillions of dollars). While indebting a nation is good business since we can eventually take it over when they default, just like we did with Greece, we can’t have the entire world defaulting at the same time. Collapses have to be done on our orderly schedule. What we’ll do is start taking care of the most economically wasteful members of society—the elderly. They don’t work or contribute to the tax base, so there’s no real need for them to exist. We’ll make health care so expensive that they will choose to die rather willingly, just like how young women sterilize themselves willingly. I’m already hearing reports that some old men are killing themselves so that their loved ones don’t have to incur a huge debt for their care. This is great news, and I thank Obamacare for opening this exciting new avenue of “health care.”

We monitor sites like this so we can get a rough count for how many of you are on to our plans, but honestly you’re too insignificant to make a difference. I can give Roosh himself the minutes to our secret meetings, but it will be known by less than 100,000 people in a world of 7 billion. None of our media outlets will cover the news and if it does happen to go viral on its own, we’ll get the link banned from Facebook within a day. I doubt that will be necessary because the tsunami of media content we blanket the wires with makes it almost impossible for a genuinely harmful bit of news to rise to the top, and as long as our girl Kim Kardashian has an ass that continues to dazzle the world, your “conspiracy theory” won’t be taken seriously.

Is it really so difficult to accept that you are pawns in our chess game? At least you don’t have to perform hard manual labor in a factory or farm like our sheep of the past. Think about it: you hardly do any real work for a life filled with our tasty entertainments that give you a rough simulation of the joy humans used to experience naturally. Sure your life is sterile, you have no concept of family, and your people think having pride in their own country is neocolonialism or white privilege, but there’s a reason why you are controlled by us instead of the other way around: we were destined to have power over you. You’re lucky we give you our scraps at all, because once we unleash our advanced robots, which are in late-stage development, you won’t even be needed. Pray that we don’t get Bill to unleash his diabolical vaccines on you!

I now have some important business to attend to so that’s enough for today. I hope you feel as graced by my presence as I feel dirtied by yours.

Sincerely,

Master Servant Of Lucifer

"J'ai tellement la tête dans le cul que là,tout de suite j'aimerais pas être une licorne."

Ni-Se ou Se-Ni

Marqué au fer blanc dans l'enfance, peut-on affronter ses démons si on n'a aucune chance de les vaincre ? Je crois surtout qu'il faut apprendre à vivre avec... Ils font partie de nous, quelquefois, ils prennent plus de place, parfois, on arrive à les oublier ; mais ils restent là...

Citation trouvée dans un Skyblog.

Goleador a écrit:

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3. Ça fait parti de choses que j'aime chez vous.

"Marqué au fer blanc dans l'enfance, peut-on affronter ses démons si on n'a aucune chance de les vaincre ? Je crois surtout qu'il faut apprendre à vivre avec... Ils font partie de nous, quelquefois, ils prennent plus de place, parfois, on arrive à les oublier ; mais ils restent là..."

Ado INFP 4

Guinea Pig a écrit:

Marqué au fer blanc dans l'enfance, peut-on affronter ses démons si on n'a aucune chance de les vaincre ? Je crois surtout qu'il faut apprendre à vivre avec... Ils font partie de nous, quelquefois, ils prennent plus de place, parfois, on arrive à les oublier ; mais ils restent là...

Citation trouvée dans un Skyblog.

Euh.. Fi-Ni/Ni-Fi/INFP ISFP ou INTJ fragilisé/4/Tro D4rk Put1

Henri a écrit:

"J'ai tellement la tête dans le cul que là,tout de suite j'aimerais pas être une licorne."

Ni-Se ou Se-Ni 

J'Henri.
Punchline.
Ni-Se/Se-Ni/Punch-liner ami avec un Ne et qui le complète (J'abuse avec le Ne. j'avoue.).

Goleador a écrit:

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SP/Perspicace ou Pirate

I am grateful for all of my problems. After each one was overcome, I became stronger and more able to meet those that were still to come. I grew in all my difficulties.
- J.C. Penney

SmoothJohn a écrit:

I am grateful for all of my problems. After each one was overcome, I became stronger and more able to meet those that were still to come. I grew in all my difficulties.
- J.C. Penney

Perception introvertie & extravertie s'entraidant.

"La douleur que tu ressens aujourd'hui est la force que tu auras demain."
"Au début on fait comme tout le monde, puis on apprend et on change."
"Si je ne suis pas moi, qui le sera ?"
"Étudier sans réfléchir ne sert à rien."
"L'art est de cacher l'art."
"La vie est une maladie mortelle sexuellement transmissible."
"Quand j'étais jeune, j'étais très con. Je suis resté très jeune."
"Tout est impossible jusqu'à ce que quelqu'un le fasse."

Goleador a écrit:

"La douleur que tu ressens aujourd'hui est la force que tu auras demain."
"Au début on fait comme tout le monde, puis on apprend et on change."
"Si je ne suis pas moi, qui le sera ?"
"Étudier sans réfléchir ne sert à rien."
"L'art est de cacher l'art."
"La vie est une maladie mortelle sexuellement transmissible."
"Quand j'étais jeune, j'étais très con. Je suis resté très jeune."
"Tout est impossible jusqu'à ce que quelqu'un le fasse."

Bon, la flemme de séparer les citations Golea' !

1ère => Se/Ni ou Ni/Se
2nd => Si/Ne ou Ne/Si
3ème => énnèa. 4
4 ème => Ti-Ne (tous le monde peut le faire lol)
5ème => Ni (car c tro d4rkeux)
6ème => Ne (péjoratif va !)
7eme => Surement un Fi laul
8eme => N, (GG Mark Twain)

Bon, y'en a 8, aurait tu par hasard essayé de prendre une citation par fonction ? Je dois surement me tromper mais je demande tous de même on sait jamais !

"You may lose capital chasing bitches, but you'll never lose bitches chasing capital."

SmoothJohn a écrit:

"You may lose capital chasing bitches, but you'll never lose bitches chasing capital."

Epique, j'adore !

Mélos a écrit:

Bon, y'en a 8, aurait tu par hasard essayé de prendre une citation par fonction ? Je dois surement me tromper mais je demande tous de même on sait jamais !

Ahhaha non pas du tout, simple coïncidence, j'en ai mis 8 comme j'aurais pu en mettre 2, 7 ou 12 !

Goleador a écrit:

Mélos a écrit:

Bon, y'en a 8, aurait tu par hasard essayé de prendre une citation par fonction ? Je dois surement me tromper mais je demande tous de même on sait jamais !

Ahhaha non pas du tout, simple coïncidence, j'en ai mis 8 comme j'aurais pu en mettre 2, 7 ou 12 !

C'est bon... Je dois être un ISFP  *intuition morte*