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Dagda


Indeed, you are 71% erudite, 83% sensual, 75% martial, and 79% saturnine.

More properly known as The Dagda, he was the Earth Deity-Father of both Gods and men. In this respect he was the Celtic equivalent to Cronus or Zeus of the ancient Greeks.
Being the Earth God meant that he controlled the orderly passage of seasons. This cycle was maintained through the guiding melodies produced by a magical harp only The Dagda could play. Since an Earth God is sort of a personification of matter and "stuff," The Dagda owned something called the Undry which was a gigantic pot of abundance filled with an infinite supply of "stuff."

One of The Dagda's many names meant "Good God”, but "good" in the sense of being good at doing things. He was a jack-of-all-trades, skilled and accomplished in all his endeavours. Well, for the most part. Apparently his imagination wasn't all that "good" - when his wife bore him three daughters in succession he named each one of them Brigit.

Hades

Indeed, you are 83% erudite, 58% sensual, 67% martial, and 79% saturnine.
Simply put, Hades was a God of the Underworld, comparable to Midir of the Celts. After dying, a person entered the Underworld by first travelling through the groves of Persephone, onto the gates of Hades which were guarded by the three-headed dog Cerberus, a lot like the Norse "watchdog of hell", Garm.

Being the ruler of the Underworld, Hades was naturally the God of Death, but he was also the God of prosperity and wealth. He could be terrifying or generous depending on where one stood in his favour. The way one kept on his good side was by offering him black sheep.

Hades didn't get around much, preferring to stay home in the Underworld, a vast underground kingdom of caves and tunnels, with his wife Persephone to whom he was faithful.


J'ai eu un bug a la fin une page blanche, je l'ai résolu en cliquant sur le bouton suivant ... qui était invisible en fin de page.

Dagda
Indeed, you are 58% erudite, 33% sensual, 42% martial, and 63% saturnine.

Your result for The Mythological God Test ...

Cernunnos

Indeed, you are 50% erudite, 67% sensual, 63% martial, and 71% saturnine.

Cernunnos was one of the most important of all the Celtic Gods. He was the horned God of fertility, sexual love, the wilderness and wild animals. He was known as the stag deity and as such was portrayed with an impressive set of antlers sprouting from his head.
Since he was so popular, the Catholic Church discovered that the Celts were extremely resistant to abandoning his worship for the sake of a new religion called Christianity. So the Church decided that instead of ignoring Cernunnos altogether, they would simply incorporate his horned image with the Catholic notion of "Satan." Abracadabra! With a wave of the hand one Celtic Nature God becomes a Christian devil. This is why Western culture often depicts Satan with horns. Apparently the tactic worked since to this day horns are, more often than not, linked symbolically with diabolical matters.
This is a most telling example of the extreme contrast between the pagan religion of the Celtic Druids and the dogmatic authoritarianism of Christianity. The Celts lived in harmony with the sacred experience of the natural world that flourished all around them. All phenomena were considered divine and worthy of respect and veneration. Christianity on the other hand sees nature as something to be controlled and conquered. In other words, the Celts, and all pagan cultures for that matter, believed themselves to be of nature; Christianity spread the notion that humans were above nature.
Sigh. Sorry if that depressed you.

Anubis

Indeed, you are 79% erudite, 25% sensual, 50% martial, and 67% saturnine.

Anubis was the Egyptian God of funerary rituals and the protector of the dead as well as the judge of souls and ruler of the underworld. Since it was his duty to weigh souls (along with the Goddess Maat) as a means of discovering the content of honesty, Anubis was also the God of truth.
He is usually seen as a man with the head of a jackal holding the divine sceptre carried by kings and Gods, but he can also be found on the walls of tombs as a black jackal or dog accompanying Isis. By no means an evil God, his domain of graves and tombs was nevertheless a frightening one, but then, one that offered the chance of an afterlife.
But why did the Egyptian God of the Dead have the head of a jackal? Well, jackals have the uncomfortable habit of lurking about tombs and graves, which was one of the reasons why the Egyptians sought to make their tombs more elaborate; to keep the bodies safe from the rather smart black canines. It is only natural therefore that a God of mummification would be connected with them. By worshipping Anubis, they hoped to invoke him to protect their deceased and assure their safe journey through the underworld, his domain.

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Ouais moi pareil

ça fait ça une fois sur deux sur okcupid, c'est chiant.

Voir mon commentaire plus haut.

C''est la page classique qui n'apparait pas avec les 2 3 questions à la con, ton age et si tu veux t'inscrire sur le site de rencontre la.
Elle apparait pas faut le faire a l'aveugle.
Il faut cliquer sur le cadre rouge.

Merci Auruo !

Dagda
Indeed, you are 83% erudite, 88% sensual, 71% martial, and 88% saturnine.

ehm ça marche toujours pas, j'ai pas de cadre rouge juste des liens vers d'autres pages du site.

J'ai cliqué tout en bas moi.

Dagda
Indeed, you are 88% erudite, 79% sensual, 83% martial, and 71% saturnine

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Your result for The Mythological God Test ...

Thoth

Indeed, you are 71% erudite, 50% sensual, 54% martial, and 33% saturnine.

(    ah? Le Dieu Pan n'est pas ressuscité alors?) ... ... Mais si, c'est juste qu'il est un poil plus rationnel que l'ancienne version, plus global, et moins calqué sur la brutalité des mœurs de la vieille époque. Le pan(en)théisme rationnel loue le vivant, la joie même mélancolique, la raison, l'amour comme le sexe, n'accepte la mort que dans les limites qui sont celles du vivant même, et parle de tout ... voilà tout.    

Thoth, the Egyptian God of secret wisdom, intellect, geometry and other forms of higher mathematics, was also the God of books and learning, of writing and numbers. And above all, he was the God of Magic. Indeed, he was the first and greatest of all magicians, said to create miracles from nothing by the mere vibrations of his voice alone.

(heuuu ...)

Within his main temple were said to be stored his books of magic which were open for the edification of all, providing those absorbing this magic understood its sacred content. Over the centuries, these books were said to have been carefully translated by various priests of secret orders until finally, the Greeks compiled them as the works of Hermes Trismegistus.

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One book most everyone is familiar with which is attributed to the mysteries of the God Thoth is the Tarot, considered to be an unbound book of symbols that may be read in an endless variety of sequences imitating the random nature of existence itself.

ça par contre ça peut prendre un sens tout à fait inattendu.

The big Introvert, mesuré dans ses réponses en gros ...
Même avec un test amusant comme ça, on retrouve quelque chose de similaire dans mes propres recherches. Je suis probablement dans une forte période d'intellectualisation, et ce n'est peut-être pas encore tout à fait le bon moment pour trancher sur les choses, bien que cela se construise doucement ... mais cette société oh combien bâclée ne m'en laisse pas, du temps.  


Ceci dit, avec un poil plus d'expérience dans la case "sensual", ça aurait sûrement donné ça, et ma foi ça pourrait être une version idéale, peut-être un résultat de test pour dans quelques années :

Amun

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