Speed Gavroche a écrit:

Dreamer = I Master = E

Sex = S Love = N

Gentle = F Brutal = T

Deliberate = J Random = P

ISTJ: The Billy Goat/The Nymph
ESTJ: The 5 Night Stand/The Stiletto
ISFJ: The Backrubber/The Intern
ESFJ: The Bachelor/The Dirty Little Secret
ISTP: The Last Man On Earth/Half-Cocked
ESTP: The Hornivore/Gengis Khunt
ISFP: The Poolboy/The Nurse
ESFP: The Playboy/The Playstation
INFJ: The Slow Dancer/The Sonnet
ENFJ: The Gentleman/The Maid Of Honor
INFP: The Boy Next Door/The Window Shoper
ENFP: The Loverboy/The Peach
INTJ: The Mixed Messenger/The Priss
ENTJ: The False Messiah/The Battleaxe
INTP: The Manchild/The Wild Rose
ENTP: The Vapor Trail/The Sudden Departure

ah non ! Chuis pas ENFP moi...

Bah je vous dirais pas mon résultat mais je suis une grosse chaudasse sans coeur !!!!!
ca me ressemble pas du tout !! (même si le jeu de mot m'a fait rire) (du coup vous pouvez peut etre deviner...)

on a plus le droit d'être libre et sans attache ?

je suis au contraire très respectueuse, enfin je trouve, et j'attend la même chose des autres - et en premier je respecte l'individualité de l'autre, sa volonté et sa liberté plus que tout !

Tu sais on va pas te juger...

Gengis Khunt?

c'est pas question de juger, moi j'assume
c'est juste que je ne me reconnais pas du tout dans la description d'une espèce de grosse succube impitoyable qui sème derrière elle des flots de larmes et de..... (et de sang ?)

@globo

globo a écrit:

Gengis Khunt?

J'allais le dire.

Poste le texte et l'image, on se rincera l'oeil tout en sachant pertinemment que ce n'est pas toi

D'ailleurs moi j'ai eu le truc le plus pourri qui soit je te signale et j'ai pas hésité

axolotl a écrit:

c'est juste que je ne me reconnais pas du tout dans la description d'une espèce de grosse succube impitoyable qui sème derrière elle des flots de larmes et de..... (et de sang ?)

P't'être qu'une succube sommeille en toi et que tu le sais pas.

Speed Gavroche a écrit:

Dreamer = I Master = E

Sex = S Love = N

Gentle = F Brutal = T

Deliberate = J Random = P

ISTJ: The Billy Goat/The Nymph
ESTJ: The 5 Night Stand/The Stiletto
ISFJ: The Backrubber/The Intern
ESFJ: The Bachelor/The Dirty Little Secret
ISTP: The Last Man On Earth/Half-Cocked
ESTP: The Hornivore/Gengis Khunt
ISFP: The Poolboy/The Nurse
ESFP: The Playboy/The Playstation
INFJ: The Slow Dancer/The Sonnet
ENFJ: The Gentleman/The Maid Of Honor
INFP: The Boy Next Door/The Window Shoper
ENFP: The Loverboy/The Peach
INTJ: The Mixed Messenger/The Priss
ENTJ: The False Messiah/The Battleaxe
INTP: The Manchild/The Wild Rose
ENTP: The Vapor Trail/The Sudden Departure

Yes, je crois que c'est ça !
Et dans mon cas ça marche (quoique le portrait corresponde pas forcément beaucoup aux INTP...).

ha ha bon ben...

Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)



We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:



(enculés !)

But we figured you wouldn’t understand, and rightly so. We don’t understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man(??), bringer of pain(!!!!)—riding your way to conquest after conquest.

Your sexual avarice is legendary (quoi ?! j'suis avare du cul moi ??!). You’ve already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many( o_o ). You make no apologies(....).

Personality-wise, you’re carefree (!!!! I'm super carefull okay !)and relatively easy-going. You don’t plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother(...Sweet Lord ). Hence the ‘brutal’ tag we’ve given you. (... )

But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you’ll be fine. There’s nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.

Ah ben...Ravi de l'apprendre axololt

Citation :

I'm super carefull okay !

Ça mériterait une signature...

Marrant ce test.

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)



Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

Speed Gavroche a écrit:

Dreamer = I Master = E

Sex = S Love = N

Gentle = F Brutal = T

Deliberate = J Random = P

ISTJ: The Billy Goat/The Nymph
ESTJ: The 5 Night Stand/The Stiletto
ISFJ: The Backrubber/The Intern
ESFJ: The Bachelor/The Dirty Little Secret
ISTP: The Last Man On Earth/Half-Cocked
ESTP: The Hornivore/Gengis Khunt
ISFP: The Poolboy/The Nurse
ESFP: The Playboy/The Playstation
INFJ: The Slow Dancer/The Sonnet
ENFJ: The Gentleman/The Maid Of Honor
INFP: The Boy Next Door/The Window Shoper
ENFP: The Loverboy/The Peach
INTJ: The Mixed Messenger/The Priss
ENTJ: The False Messiah/The Battleaxe
INTP: The Manchild/The Wild Rose
ENTP: The Vapor Trail/The Sudden Departure

Pour moi ça ne correspond pas. Mais bon, "window shopper", et puis quoi encore! (j'achète pas de fenêtres, moi)

Voilà on vient d'avoir la preuve que j'étais INFP....

Khendrin a écrit:

Tu sais on va pas te juger...

Khendrin a écrit:

Ah ben...Ravi de l'apprendre axololt

... on est sarcastique ? traitre !

@globo
OH MY GODe HAHA même si je suis pas citée je suis honorée !

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.

Oui ça peut m'aller .

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet.



Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

axolotl a écrit:

Khendrin a écrit:

Tu sais on va pas te juger...

Khendrin a écrit:

Ah ben...Ravi de l'apprendre axololt

... on est sarcastique ? traitre !

Rien à voir! Je suis ravi de ta réponse et de voir que ce test peut également faire des erreurs !

Le sarcasme et l'ironie ne sont pas l'apanage des NTJ...

Et non accessoirement, je ne fais que plaisanter et ne me permettrait pas d'avoir un quelconque jugement sur un résultat de test.

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)



Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.

Oh, ce que ton résultat est optimiste Chasing.....

Haha mais si c'est bien je trouve, après je suis pas exactement comme dans le test.. (j'entraîne mon côté "connard gentil" )

C'est vrai quand le lisant, je me suis arrêtée sur le "bien gentil", le bon copain quoi, et que certains ne trouvaient pas l'amour. Mais les 3 prochaines années m'ont l'air prometteuses

Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)




Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.
Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic—and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you’re passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.
But we’d like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You’ve had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don’t really have it together.
It’s up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you’ve heard our advice. If you stay ...


Heu...N'importe quoi...xD

The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)



Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

Pas trop trop à côté de la plaque sauf que je m'entend probablement en tant qu'amie plutôt avec des "males" qu'avec des "females"...et que c'est un léger comme description...m'enfin!