Ce test a attiré mon attention, je le trouve plutôt bien fait, adapté aux hommes comme aux femmes:

http://www.okcupid.com/the-dating-persona-test

The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)

Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.
Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you’re the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.
You don’t seem to take yourself too seriously, and that’s refreshing. You aren’t uptight; you don’t over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn’t a top priority—a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven’t had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You’re very selective.
The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You’re out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.





A part le côté sarcastique et qui ne se prend pas au sérieux c'est plutôt vrai en ce qui me concerne...

THE MANCHILD RANDOM
Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)


Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic—and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you’re passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

But we’d like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You’ve had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don’t really have it together.

It’s up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you’ve heard our advice. If you stay ...

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

FACT: You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word “sammenschaft”) as “eternal togethermanship”.

Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You’ve had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You’re a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you’ll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you’ll surprise her by leaving.


C'est très vrai...

The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
The Sonnet

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


bon ben en résumé, oui, je pense que j'effraye et oui "I'm picky"
pour le dumber, je ne pense pas trop.
je n'ai pas tant que cela d'ami(e)s : special soft spot ? j'en ai black listée une qui me collait trop.
les bébés ? je les endors tellement j'ai rien à leur dire !

FUCK. THIS. SHIT!

J'vais pas le refaire mais bordel je prends cher





The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)

FACT: The apocalypse has come. All are dead. You never should’ve asked her out.

Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.
Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end—and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have—than sleep with you.
We’ve learned the following: you don’t think things through. You’re haphazard. You’re dangerous. You’re somewhat inexperienced. It’s totally obvious that you’re a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.
To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.
There’s a small, but negligible, chance we’re wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There’s nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

Random Brutal Love Dreamer

Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.
Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic—and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you’re passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.
But we’d like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You’ve had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don’t really have it together.
It’s up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you’ve heard our advice. If you stay ...


Certaines choses me correspondent particulièrement bien... pas tout, j'espère.

Je suis clairement Random, impusif et irréfléchi, Love et Dreamer aussi, mais pourquoi Brutal… je le suis dans mes délires narcissiques…

globo a écrit:

The apocalypse has come.

Tiens si c'est pas un signe ça...

"You never should’ve asked her out"

C'est la suite, important, ne pas couper, on prend tout ou rien, et puis c'est vrai que j'aime ça les signes mais ça m'obligerait à accepter le résultat...

J'ai menti au fait, je l'ai refait, mais j'me suis retrouvé Random Gentle Love Dreamer... ce qui est assez minable aussi... je préfère encore être le dernier des Mohicans que le dernier des cons

Mais bon Paris c'est loin et dans le test j'ai mis que la distance m'emmerde alors tu vois, I'll never ask her out... le signe est bon, ça marche

Oui en relisant bien, c'est assez destructeur...

C'est marrant ce système de 4 lettres, j'ai l'impression d'avoir déjà vu ça dans un autre test...enfin je crois...

Lol nan mais il y a des questions un peu choquantes "Préfériez vous faire masturber par votre mère ou votre père ?" , j'ai eu du mal à y répondre, en fait me décider xd (le pire c'est que je me suis projeté sans le vouloir dans les deux conditions :S)

J'ai bien aimé par contre la question sur les traits de caractères sur lesquelles nous excitent, à l'inverse ou sans effet.

Voilà le résultat que j'ai obtenu, il me correspond plutôt bien !


The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)



Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.

Luna a écrit:

Lol nan mais il y a des questions un peu choquantes "Préfériez vous faire masturber par votre mère ou votre père ?" , j'ai eu du mal à y répondre, en fait me décider xd (le pire c'est que je me suis projeté sans le vouloir dans les deux conditions :S)

C'était "te faire choper par", pas autre chose hein...

Luna a écrit:

Lol nan mais il y a des questions un peu choquantes "Préfériez vous faire masturber par votre mère ou votre père ?" , j'ai eu du mal à y répondre, en fait me décider xd (le pire c'est que je me suis projeté sans le vouloir dans les deux conditions :S)

Euh...c'est pas plutôt "préféreriez-vous vous faire attraper entrain de vous masturbez par votre père ou mère ?"

Bon c'est mon tour. Ca va pas redorer mon blason...

The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
The Gentleman

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.



For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you’re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you’re classic “marrying material,” a prize in the eyes of many.

It’s possible that behind it all, you’re a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. You’re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you’re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.

Ayahuasca a écrit:

Je suis clairement Random, impusif et irréfléchi, Love et Dreamer aussi, mais pourquoi Brutal… je le suis dans mes délires narcissiques que je tiens à dissocier de mes conceptions "générales"..

Copain. On est dans le même club.

Ah oui ça devait être ça ! xd Zut ma réponse n'aurait pas été la même.

En fait lol Odon ! En fait j'ai remarqué que les images représentaient assez bien chaque internautes, par contre la mienne je vois ni le rapport avec moi ni ce qui est dit dans le profil (qui me convient plutôt bien). Je ne suis pas quelqu'un qui change de partenaire comme de chemise ! Ni à regarder s'il y a toujours mieux... Au contraire, je souhaite un amour profond, sincère qui ne se casse pas si facilement. Crée lentement ou non mais avec des liens solides.

Citation :

C'était "te faire choper par", pas autre chose hein...

Comme les descriptions, j'imagine que les questions s’adaptent au sexe donc bon, Luna n'est pas encore une perverse en puissance rassurez vous

C'est pas pervers de chercher celui/celle qui nous conviendra le mieux.

globo a écrit:

Luna n'est pas encore une perverse

C'est pour bientôt.

Non mais en fait si, totalement

J'ai fait le test en femelle et c'était bien "te faire choper entrain de..." également donc bon, c'est pas pour bientôt, c’est pour maintenant!

Sinon plutôt que de l'oedipe ça peut être l'anglais qui a géné... mais je préfère me dire que non, c'est plus drôle.

The Backrubber, je crois.

The Backrubber

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)




Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you “The Backrubber” because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you’d meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You’d enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn’t require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON’T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that’s fine too.

Though you’re not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you’ll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.

Bah ? t'as pas fait le test Speed ?

Khendrin a écrit:

Bah ? t'as pas fait le test Speed ?

Si, si. Enfin quand je dis "je crois" ça veut dire "apparemment".


Le truc c'est que j'ai eu "Vapor Trail", mais "Backrubber" a l'air de mieux convenir.


Mon résultat au test c'était ça: http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBLM&g=1&o=1

Je m'y reconnais très bien aussi, je suis un mix des deux je dirais.

Dreamer = I Master = E

Sex = S Love = N

Gentle = F Brutal = T

Deliberate = J Random = P

ISTJ: The Billy Goat/The Nymph
ESTJ: The 5 Night Stand/The Stiletto
ISFJ: The Backrubber/The Intern
ESFJ: The Bachelor/The Dirty Little Secret
ISTP: The Last Man On Earth/Half-Cocked
ESTP: The Hornivore/Gengis Khunt
ISFP: The Poolboy/The Nurse
ESFP: The Playboy/The Playstation
INFJ: The Slow Dancer/The Sonnet
ENFJ: The Gentleman/The Maid Of Honor
INFP: The Boy Next Door/The Window Shoper
ENFP: The Loverboy/The Peach
INTJ: The Mixed Messenger/The Priss
ENTJ: The False Messiah/The Battleaxe
INTP: The Manchild/The Wild Rose
ENTP: The Vapor Trail/The Sudden Departure