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Apocalypse Déléguée aux smileys
Type : INFP 4w3 Sp/Sx Age : 35 Lieu : - Emploi : - Inscription : 22/09/2012 Messages : 2559
| (#) Sujet: Quelle sorte de connard êtes-vous sur Internet ? Ven 25 Juil 2014, 02:28 | |
| J'étais très curieuse de voir les catégories que nous pourrions trouver sur ce forum, notamment au vu de nos personnalités diverses et de la façon dont elles clashent parfois… http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-internet-asshole-test/ J'ai obtenu ça Ça fait très 1 bizarrement. En même temps je ne pourrais pas avoir un trop haut score dans tout ce qui concerne le 4 ici : j'évite de m'attribuer n'importe quelle pathologie et surtout de le divulguer quand j'en soupçonne une d'être possible, j'évite de poster des trucs un peu dramaqueen sur Facebook… (moins à une époque) C'est vrai qu'on m'a déjà accusée de me croire parfaite, ici, ce n'est pas le cas. Cependant j'ai beau savoir que je ne le suis pas (on ne l'est jamais), ça ne m'empêche pas de relever les imperfections autour de moi quand elles ont lieu de l'être. J'imagine aussi que je suis critique de certaines tendances un peu kikoo-fashion en général. Les hashtags, hipsters, Norman fait des vidéos, etc, le plus souvent ça me saoule. Néanmoins le résultat reste surprenant. Your result for The Internet Asshole Test ... The Holier-Than-Thou 35% Self-Righteous Your biggest problem is that you're majorly self-righteous. You believe that your behavior is ideal, and that anyone who falls short of it is deserving of condemnation or pity. You are judgmental, probably pretty old-fashioned and uptight, and generally a huge pain in the ass. You scored 9% on Anti-Government, higher than 51% of your peers. Conservative Distribution You scored 9% on Conservative, higher than 58% of your peers. Liberal Distribution You scored 45% on Liberal, higher than 87% of your peers. Self-Righteous Distribution You scored 35% on Self-Righteous, higher than 84% of your peers. Stupid Distribution You scored 19% on Stupid, higher than 85% of your peers. Hipstery Distribution You scored 23% on Hipstery, higher than 51% of your peers. Anti-Woman Distribution You scored 0% on Anti-Woman, higher than 30% of your peers. Angry Distribution You scored 6% on Angry, higher than 35% of your peers. Trollish Distribution You scored 16% on Trollish, higher than 60% of your peers. Immature Distribution You scored 3% on Immature, higher than 36% of your peers. Self-Centered Distribution You scored 23% on Self-Centered, higher than 84% of your peers. Intolerant Distribution You scored 0% on Intolerant, higher than 17% of your peers. Perverted Distribution You scored 10% on Perverted, higher than 59% of your peers. Trashy Distribution You scored 12% on Trashy, higher than 67% of your peers. Obnoxious Distribution You scored 30% on Obnoxious, higher than 97% of your peers. Consipiracy-Theorist Distribution You scored 0% on Consipiracy-Theorist, higher than 29% of your peers. Radical-Feminist Distribution You scored 16% on Radical-Feminist, higher than 79% of your peers. Special-Snowflake Distribution You scored 5% on Special-Snowflake, higher than 33% of your peers. Incompetent Distribution You scored 23% on Incompetent, higher than 45% of your peers. |
| | | Lord Trump Terroriste sans cause
Type : INTJ 2-7w8-8 Age : 27 Lieu : Nantistan français Emploi : Etudiant à plein temps Inscription : 28/08/2013 Messages : 307
| (#) Sujet: Re: Quelle sorte de connard êtes-vous sur Internet ? Ven 25 Juil 2014, 03:31 | |
| The Woman Hater 47 Anti-Woman Your problem is simple: you really hate women. You try to take most conversations and turn them into discussions about what harpies those insidious vagina-carrying whores are. It's one reason women rarely sleep with you. You scored 21% on Anti-Government, higher than 73% of your peers. Conservative Distribution You scored 47% on Conservative, higher than 96% of your peers. Liberal Distribution You scored 30% on Liberal, higher than 59% of your peers. Self-Righteous Distribution You scored 42% on Self-Righteous, higher than 94% of your peers. Stupid Distribution You scored 28% on Stupid, higher than 96% of your peers. Hipstery Distribution You scored 55% on Hipstery, higher than 88% of your peers. Anti-Woman Distribution You scored 47% on Anti-Woman, higher than 96% of your peers. Angry Distribution You scored 43% on Angry, higher than 98% of your peers. Trollish Distribution You scored 61% on Trollish, higher than 97% of your peers. Immature Distribution You scored 17% on Immature, higher than 84% of your peers. Self-Centered Distribution You scored 30% on Self-Centered, higher than 94% of your peers. Intolerant Distribution You scored 67% on Intolerant, higher than 98% of your peers. Perverted Distribution You scored 13% on Perverted, higher than 71% of your peers. Trashy Distribution You scored 14% on Trashy, higher than 71% of your peers. Obnoxious Distribution You scored 28% on Obnoxious, higher than 96% of your peers. Consipiracy-Theorist Distribution You scored 27% on Consipiracy-Theorist, higher than 82% of your peers. Radical-Feminist Distribution You scored 13% on Radical-Feminist, higher than 65% of your peers. Special-Snowflake Distribution You scored 25% on Special-Snowflake, higher than 92% of your peers. Incompetent Distribution You scored 0% ( ) on Incompetent, higher than 6% of your peers. |
| | | Chase El Pacificator ChasingStarlight, le Besancenot de l'Ego
Type : INFP Age : 31 Lieu : Higher Emploi : J'bicrave des rimes Inscription : 10/01/2012 Messages : 3253
| (#) Sujet: Re: Quelle sorte de connard êtes-vous sur Internet ? Ven 25 Juil 2014, 03:57 | |
| Your result for The Internet Asshole Test... The Woman Hater30 Anti-Woman Your problem is simple: you really hate women. You try to take most conversations and turn them into discussions about what harpies those insidious vagina-carrying whores are. It's one reason women rarely sleep with you. Take The Internet Asshole Test at HelloQuizzy C'est même pas vrai |
| | | Aldéa Aucun rang assigné
Type : . Age : 102 Lieu : . Emploi : . Inscription : 30/01/2014 Messages : 185
| (#) Sujet: Re: Quelle sorte de connard êtes-vous sur Internet ? Ven 25 Juil 2014, 04:33 | |
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| | | LightenUp Aucun rang assigné
Type : INT Age : 29 Lieu : France Emploi : Etudiant Inscription : 27/03/2013 Messages : 515
| (#) Sujet: Re: Quelle sorte de connard êtes-vous sur Internet ? Ven 25 Juil 2014, 05:39 | |
| Your result for The Internet Asshole Test... The Anarchist21% Anti-Government, 31% Consipiracy-Theorist You're probably proud of this result, but you shouldn't be. You're an idiot. You are even worse than a run-of-the-mill conspiracy theorist because you also believe the world would be better off without a government. Have fun with no roads or schools, jackass. |
| | | Guinea Pig Disciple de Caligula
Type : x Age : 44 Lieu : Belgique Emploi : - Inscription : 08/06/2014 Messages : 1360
| (#) Sujet: Re: Quelle sorte de connard êtes-vous sur Internet ? Ven 25 Juil 2014, 09:48 | |
| Internet Pervert50% PervertedYou are the kind of person people warn their kids about. You think about sex constantly, probably post about it, and most likely do a bunch of insidious sexual stuff on the Internet that nobody even know about. Shame on you. |
| | | Aléaphile Aucun rang assigné
Type : ENFP 9w1 so/sx Age : 29 Lieu : Derrière toi. Emploi : Etudiant en prépa lettre Inscription : 28/06/2013 Messages : 266
| (#) Sujet: Re: Quelle sorte de connard êtes-vous sur Internet ? Ven 25 Juil 2014, 10:40 | |
| THE HARMLESS HIPSTER You're annoying, but you're not that bad. You're a hipster, so you probably think too highly of yourself and most likely you're pretentious, but it could be a lot worse. Enjoy those mason jars.J'ai des résultats très raisonnables en fait, 0% en anti-government, anti-woman, stupid, angry, trollish, immature, self-centered, perverted, trashy, conspiracy-theorist et radical-feminist O.o' soit presque la moitié des critères (bon, faut quand même admettre le "You scored 35% on Incompetent, higher than 68% of your peers." ). Les résultats. |
| | | Invité Invité
| (#) Sujet: Re: Quelle sorte de connard êtes-vous sur Internet ? Ven 25 Juil 2014, 11:04 | |
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| | | Etienne Aucun rang assigné
Type : ENFP 7w6 sx/so Age : 28 Lieu : Paris Emploi : Etudiante Inscription : 24/10/2013 Messages : 366
| (#) Sujet: Re: Quelle sorte de connard êtes-vous sur Internet ? Ven 25 Juil 2014, 13:13 | |
| The Troll48% Trollish You are a troll. You enjoy trolling forums, making up fake personas to get attention, and stirring shit whenever you can. It's annoying, but it does take some skill...and a whole lot of free time. You scored 0% on Anti-Government, higher than 21% of your peers. You scored 0% on Conservative, higher than 20% of your peers. You scored 45% on Liberal, higher than 87% of your peers. You scored 0% on Self-Righteous, higher than 4% of your peers. You scored 4% on Stupid, higher than 28% of your peers. You scored 0% on Hipstery, higher than 11% of your peers. You scored 0% on Anti-Woman, higher than 29% of your peers. You scored 0% on Angry, higher than 10% of your peers. You scored 48% on Trollish, higher than 91% of your peers. You scored 22% on Immature, higher than 91% of your peers. You scored 0% on Self-Centered, higher than 13% of your peers. You scored 0% on Intolerant, higher than 17% of your peers. You scored 17% on Perverted, higher than 76% of your peers. You scored 20% on Trashy, higher than 85% of your peers. You scored 2% on Obnoxious, higher than 15% of your peers. You scored 0% on Consipiracy-Theorist, higher than 28% of your peers. You scored 5% on Radical-Feminist, higher than 46% of your peers. You scored 0% on Special-Snowflake, higher than 13% of your peers. You scored 46% on Incompetent, higher than 83% of your peers. |
| | | Maze Aucun rang assigné
Type : INFP 4w5 Age : 37 Lieu : Montpellier Emploi : Inscription : 31/03/2014 Messages : 225
| (#) Sujet: Re: Quelle sorte de connard êtes-vous sur Internet ? Ven 25 Juil 2014, 14:44 | |
| The Mom 35% Incompetent!
You're a nice person but unfortunately, you just don't understand the Internet. This means people are really irritated by your double-posts and endless questions about how to tweet. Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it someday.
You scored 15% on Anti-Government, higher than 67% of your peers. You scored 0% on Conservative, higher than 20% of your peers. You scored 27% on Liberal, higher than 48% of your peers. You scored 6% on Self-Righteous, higher than 14% of your peers. You scored 0% on Stupid, higher than 12% of your peers. You scored 16% on Hipstery, higher than 44% of your peers. You scored 0% on Anti-Woman, higher than 29% of your peers. You scored 6% on Angry, higher than 35% of your peers. You scored 16% on Trollish, higher than 58% of your peers. You scored 6% on Immature, higher than 42% of your peers. You scored 0% on Self-Centered, higher than 13% of your peers. You scored 10% on Intolerant, higher than 47% of your peers. You scored 0% on Perverted, higher than 24% of your peers. You scored 0% on Trashy, higher than 14% of your peers. You scored 0% on Obnoxious, higher than 6% of your peers. You scored 4% on Consipiracy-Theorist, higher than 58% of your peers. You scored 0% on Radical-Feminist, higher than 22% of your peers. You scored 0% on Special-Snowflake, higher than 13% of your peers. You scored 35% on Incompetent, higher than 67% of your peers.
Haha... au vu des nombreux 0%, je crois que ce test n'est juste pas pour moi vu que je post très peu sur facebook, que je n'ai pas de compte twitter, ni instagram, ni de blog... et que ce forum est le seul sur lequel je post de temps en temps. Mais c'était marrant au moins. |
| | | Phaedren Usurpateur du Forum
Type : ISFP 4w3 Sp/Sx refoulé Age : 36 Lieu : Bordeaux Emploi : Jurisconsulte Inscription : 01/06/2012 Messages : 1286
| (#) Sujet: Re: Quelle sorte de connard êtes-vous sur Internet ? Ven 25 Juil 2014, 22:29 | |
| - Etienne a écrit:
- You scored 22% on Immature, higher than 91% of your peers.
J'ai la flemme de refaire le test, mais j'avais eu l'Anarchiste avec "higher than 100% of your peers" pour "Immature" et "Trollish" |
| | | u1088 Invité
| (#) Sujet: Re: Quelle sorte de connard êtes-vous sur Internet ? Sam 26 Juil 2014, 00:04 | |
| Génial ! The Special Snowflake 36% Special-Snowflake You like to think that you're special and unique, and that you have so many unique issues and problems that nobody could ever be similar to you. In fact, you're probably quite typical (if not a complete cliche) but your imaginary disorders would beg to differ. Most likely, you diagnose yourself with fake mental disorders to get attention, and find strange ways to "identify" so that you don't seem boring. Most likely, you're Wiccan. YOUR ANALYSIS Anti-Government Distribution You scored 15% on Anti-Government, higher than 67% of your peers. Conservative Distribution You scored 0% on Conservative, higher than 20% of your peers. Liberal Distribution You scored 52% on Liberal, higher than 92% of your peers. Self-Righteous Distribution You scored 44% on Self-Righteous, higher than 95% of your peers. Stupid Distribution You scored 21% on Stupid, higher than 87% of your peers. Hipstery Distribution You scored 48% on Hipstery, higher than 81% of your peers. Anti-Woman Distribution You scored 0% on Anti-Woman, higher than 29% of your peers. Angry Distribution You scored 24% on Angry, higher than 87% of your peers. Trollish Distribution You scored 0% on Trollish, higher than 20% of your peers. Immature Distribution You scored 3% on Immature, higher than 35% of your peers. Self-Centered Distribution You scored 21% on Self-Centered, higher than 78% of your peers. Intolerant Distribution You scored 0% on Intolerant, higher than 17% of your peers. Perverted Distribution You scored 33% on Perverted, higher than 93% of your peers. Trashy Distribution You scored 27% on Trashy, higher than 93% of your peers. Obnoxious Distribution You scored 30% on Obnoxious, higher than 97% of your peers. Consipiracy-Theorist Distribution You scored 19% on Consipiracy-Theorist, higher than 71% of your peers. Radical-Feminist Distribution You scored 45% on Radical-Feminist, higher than 99% of your peers. Special-Snowflake Distribution You scored 36% on Special-Snowflake, higher than 98% of your peers. Incompetent Distribution You scored 12% on Incompetent, higher than 22% of your peers. |
| | | lara1416 Aucun rang assigné
Type : INTJ 5w6 Age : 38 Lieu : Europe Emploi : Ingénieur Inscription : 16/08/2014 Messages : 57
| (#) Sujet: Re: Quelle sorte de connard êtes-vous sur Internet ? Sam 06 Sep 2014, 21:51 | |
| Self-Righteous
Your biggest problem is that you're majorly self-righteous. You believe that your behavior is ideal, and that anyone who falls short of it is deserving of condemnation or pity. You are judgmental, probably pretty old-fashioned and uptight, and generally a huge pain in the ass.
You scored 18% on Anti-Government, higher than 70% of your peers. Conservative Distribution You scored 9% on Conservative, higher than 57% of your peers. Liberal Distribution You scored 18% on Liberal, higher than 24% of your peers. Self-Righteous Distribution You scored 35% on Self-Righteous, higher than 83% of your peers. Stupid Distribution You scored 9% on Stupid, higher than 54% of your peers. Hipstery Distribution You scored 52% on Hipstery, higher than 83% of your peers. Anti-Woman Distribution You scored 0% on Anti-Woman, higher than 29% of your peers. Angry Distribution You scored 4% on Angry, higher than 23% of your peers. Trollish Distribution You scored 6% on Trollish, higher than 43% of your peers. Immature Distribution You scored 19% on Immature, higher than 86% of your peers. Self-Centered Distribution You scored 12% on Self-Centered, higher than 49% of your peers. Intolerant Distribution You scored 0% on Intolerant, higher than 16% of your peers. Perverted Distribution You scored 0% on Perverted, higher than 23% of your peers. Trashy Distribution You scored 16% on Trashy, higher than 75% of your peers. Obnoxious Distribution You scored 12% on Obnoxious, higher than 55% of your peers. Consipiracy-Theorist Distribution You scored 12% on Consipiracy-Theorist, higher than 61% of your peers. Radical-Feminist Distribution You scored 0% on Radical-Feminist, higher than 22% of your peers. Special-Snowflake Distribution You scored 9% on Special-Snowflake, higher than 51% of your peers. Incompetent Distribution You scored 23% on Incom |
| | | BurningSoul Aucun rang assigné
Type : INFP Age : 30 Lieu : Lyon Emploi : Etudiant Inscription : 03/12/2014 Messages : 60
| (#) Sujet: Re: Quelle sorte de connard êtes-vous sur Internet ? Dim 28 Déc 2014, 12:43 | |
| Your result for The Internet Asshole Test ... The Special Snowflake 42% Special-Snowflake You like to think that you're special and unique, and that you have so many unique issues and problems that nobody could ever be similar to you. In fact, you're probably quite typical (if not a complete cliche) but your imaginary disorders would beg to differ. Most likely, you diagnose yourself with fake mental disorders to get attention, and find strange ways to "identify" so that you don't seem boring. Most likely, you're Wiccan. Sisi |
| | | SmoothJohn Aucun rang assigné
Type : ESTP 10w11 Age : 30 Lieu : Partout Inscription : 05/04/2013 Messages : 724
| (#) Sujet: Re: Quelle sorte de connard êtes-vous sur Internet ? Dim 28 Déc 2014, 20:49 | |
| Result : - Citation :
- Your result for The Internet Asshole Test ...
The Anarchist 45% Anti-Government, 23% Consipiracy-Theorist
You're probably proud of this result, but you shouldn't be. You're an idiot. You are even worse than a run-of-the-mill conspiracy theorist because you also believe the world would be better off without a government. Have fun with no roads or schools, jackass. Ah, les routes. Ces merveilles de technologie tellement complexes que seule une administration publique serait capable d'en commander les travaux. Et les écoles... que dire, les établissements privé font tellement pâle figure face à l'EdNat. Dès demain, promis, j'arrête d'être anarchiste... Allons, chouette test quand même Autres résultats, très 8 pour la plupart : (c'est quoi 'Special-Snowflake' ? je pige pas... j'ai n'ai pourtant pas l'individualité timide) - Spoiler:
You scored 45% on Anti-Government, higher than 91% of your peers.
You scored 24% on Conservative, higher than 83% of your peers.
You scored 27% on Liberal, higher than 50% of your peers.
You scored 10% on Self-Righteous, higher than 22% of your peers.
You scored 8% on Stupid, higher than 47% of your peers.
You scored 29% on Hipstery, higher than 62% of your peers.
You scored 0% on Anti-Woman, higher than 29% of your peers.
You scored 12% on Angry, higher than 62% of your peers.
You scored 16% on Trollish, higher than 56% of your peers.
You scored 17% on Immature, higher than 81% of your peers.
You scored 12% on Self-Centered, higher than 49% of your peers.
You scored 19% on Intolerant, higher than 63% of your peers.
You scored 7% on Perverted, higher than 47% of your peers.
You scored 16% on Trashy, higher than 75% of your peers.
You scored 6% on Obnoxious, higher than 29% of your peers.
You scored 23% on Consipiracy-Theorist, higher than 79% of your peers.
You scored 13% on Radical-Feminist, higher than 67% of your peers.
You scored 0% on Special-Snowflake, higher than 13% of your peers.
You scored 12% on Incompetent, higher than 21% of your peers.
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| | | Drakaël Aucun rang assigné
Type : INTJ, 5w6, Tritypes : 513_593 , Hémisphères : 58% gauche vs 42% droit , QI : 131-141, Instinct : Sp/Sx, Lawful Neutral/Evil, Melancolique/Colérique, RCOXI, Inquisitive/Reserved, Analysant, Socionics : Te-INTp Age : 28 Lieu : Québec Emploi : Étudiant - Futur Ingénieur Géomètre Inscription : 17/10/2014 Messages : 66
| (#) Sujet: Re: Quelle sorte de connard êtes-vous sur Internet ? Dim 28 Déc 2014, 21:17 | |
| The Holier-Than-Thou 33% Self-Righteous
Your biggest problem is that you're majorly self-righteous. You believe that your behavior is ideal, and that anyone who falls short of it is deserving of condemnation or pity. You are judgmental, probably pretty old-fashioned and uptight, and generally a huge pain in the ass.
Plutôt vrai, je suis forcé de l'avouer. |
| | | Titiwilly Agneau de Dieu
Type : INFJ Age : 28 Lieu : Paris Emploi : :-) Inscription : 10/11/2013 Messages : 883
| (#) Sujet: Re: Quelle sorte de connard êtes-vous sur Internet ? Lun 29 Déc 2014, 01:28 | |
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